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It’s 2010, and Fox kickedthe simpsons dvd box set off the new year with new episodes of “The Cleveland Show,” “Family Guy,” and “American Dad!” When other shows are waiting until mid-January or even April before they return (poor Glee), the Sunday night animation was already back to work. Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. I could have disney dvd box setsworn it was next week. No rest for the wicked.
“The Cleveland Show” started us off with aSouth park dvd collection flashback to 1984. Cleveland’s living the life of the typical high school senior, all disney dvdsdrinking beers with his buddies and making explicit references to the year. Then nerdstrum Wally Farquhare threatens to turn them in. When will jocks ever be free from the simpsons dvd the constant torment of the computer kids? Cleveland stands up to nerd tyranny and threatens Wally disney dvd collectionuntil he falls over and pees himself.
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Of course, this becomes a lesson for Cleveland, learning to love his son even though he is so horribly, horribly bad at baseball. Eat-a-butterfly-and-then-act-like-a-butterfly-level bad at baseball. But there were some other lessons learned tonight. That overweight divorcees are easy pickings, that men use the word pride and love for the ladies, and most important, never bring up Phylicia Rashad in front of Donna. She hates that woman.
Then “Family Guy” starts off the new decade with the Griffins getting on “Family Feud.” This might possibly be one of my favorite “Family Guy” sequences ever. Every part of it made me laugh, from Peter’s audition story of the stitching needed after Chris’ birth, through Richard Dawson's and Lois’ make-out session, up to Peter unable to score one point in the final round. It was a set-up so perfect for “Family Guy” that I’m the simpsons dvd box set surprised it hadn’t happened up until now.
The “Family Feud” appearance ends with PeterSouth park dvd collection kicked through the set and losing his memory, and we’re off on the story of the episode. Peter can’t remember anything, and as his family tries to reintroduce him to his former life, Peter doesn’t seem interested. He’d rather invite people overthe simpsons dvd and then wait for them all to leave, like bachelors do. Unbeknownst to him, Quagmire takes this opportunity to sneak in on Lois with his strangely phallic-looking groceries. It seems like Quagmire takes every opportunity to hone in on Lois. family guy dvd box set Between him and Brian, Peter can’t turn his back on his wife fordisney dvd collection two minutes.
My favorite moments of this week’s “Family Guy” came fromdisney dvd outside the story, though. The first being the fake Adult Swim bumpers. I’ll admit, I was fooled for a second. I watch “Family Guy” on Adult disney dvd box setSwim so much, that I’m used to seeing those white on black cards. Then there was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's wonderful reenactment of Peter's and Lois' sex scene (complete with awkward glances at the end). And don't forget Meg’s attempt at a joke. He came out so dark and bleak that the whole family reacted strongly. Chris literally kicked her out of the kitchen. Poor Meg, but that might be a sign of why everyone’s so South park dvd collectionuncomfortable around her.
Finally, “American Dad” worked through the recession. The Smith clan tightens the purse strings: Francine rolls her own tampons, Steve does odd jobs for the neighbor for video game money, and Stan gambles on horses in order to save his gas-guzzling SUV. Maybe God is indeed still South park dvd box setmad at human beings for casting Whoopi Goldberg as him/her in the made-for-television Muppet Movie, because the horse Stan bets on loses. Turns out Roger has been acting as jockey (like Davy Jones was going to be), and Stan ends up buying the horse as part of a complicated scheme to pay forfamily guy dvd box set his SUV.
Roger is horrible in this episode. By horrible, all disney dvdsof course, I mean incredible. He spends every conversation about saving money wasting huge amounts of food, he constantly rats out Stan to Francine, and he convinces Stan that he needs to give the horse a “full release” before bedtime.South park dvd collection The last one ends up traumatizing the horse so much that Stan has to transfer his brain into the simpsons dvd the horse’s body to make South park dvd collectionthe final race. Zany enough for you?
It’s nothing new. The CIA had already transferred Klaus’ brain into the fish body. In fact, Stan got the idea when Klaus disney dvd box setoffered to get a job if Stan would transfer him back into a human body. Klaus is quickly becoming the Meg of “American Dad.” He takes the constant beating of being forgotten. Better this than spending the entire episode stuffed and mounted on the wall, like in “Rapture’s Delight.”
Trough lines – Besides South park dvd box sethaving stories about messed-up brains, both “Family Guy” and “American Dad” had references to Lawrence of Arabia. “Family Guy” showed the extreme widescreen panoramic version of the movie, and Roger dressed up asdisney dvd collection Lawrence in the horse-riding sequence (after his awesome pink and purple cowboy outfit). And not to be left out, “The Cleveland Show” featured Oliver “I Can’t Hear You” Wilkerson, the deaf kid who the simpsons dvd box set lead a pep disney dvdrally in an old episode of “Family Guy.” Connections all around.
Most obscure reference – In the beginning ofSouth park dvd collection the Griffin’s appearance on “Family Feud,” Richard Dawson compares the crowd’sdisney dvd box set reaction to the premier of Bob Crane’s movies in his closet.all disney dvds Crane was notorious for filming his conquests with the help of a buddy named John Carpenter (who was tried and acquitted in Crane's murder). Apparently Dawson originally introduced family guy dvd box set Crane to Carpenter. Yep, obscure. That’s why only Peter laughed.
Most possibly offensive joke – Light night for the offensive. Better night for the absurd. But “Family Guy” probably got closest to the offensiveSouth park dvd collection line. I’m going to have to go with the ending of a Mexican wedding as the mostthe simpsons dvd possibly offensive joke of the night. If you have better choice, let me know.